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illusion was created by Phillippe
G.Schyns and Aude Oliva of the Univ. of Glasgow.

A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I'm sorry.

Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, Becky…………..

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.

In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope….along with this note:

Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.

Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care,
Ricky

Moral Of Story:

If u cant change ur fate, change ur attitude

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct
Marketing

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to h er and pointing at
you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and
say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a
drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after
she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you
marry me?" - That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" -
That's Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard
slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to
her husband. - That's demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person come and tell
her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - That's
competition eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife
arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets

HARD-DISK Wife
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Wife
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Wife
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live
without her.

EXCEL Wife
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your
four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Wife:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Wife:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Wife:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Wife:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Wife:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Wife:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

Laptop Wife:
Most desired possession, but always belongs to some one else

VIRUS Wife:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.